Would you like some sugar, milk, and rats with your coffee ???
Your morbid prayers have been answered, you weirdo, because The Black Rat Cafe is totally a act! Too, are you Wednesday Addams, perchance?
The San Francisco Dungeon — a “6 0 instant travel through San Francisco’s past from the Gold Rush to Alcatraz” — is now offering furry recreation in a pop-up with a bistro designate. Except here you are able to sip on a latte, or “rat-tuccino” and interact with some domesticated rodents.
And it’s for only $49.99, which will get you boundless coffee and admittance to the Dungeon. Reverberates like a rat-tacular administer to us! LOLz!( That wasn’t even a good pun .)
Anyway, spokesman Matthew Clarkson spoke 😛 TAGEND
“We want to offer a frighteningly amusing meeting with creepy-crawly critters you could only find at The San Francisco Dungeon. Drinking coffee while a rats on the loose? That’s not for the swooning of heart.”
Yeah , no shit!
“We’re plainly following all food system and cleanlines requirements.”
You better, dude! This isn’t Ratatouille!
While it’s a charming thought, I don’t let my rats run around my kitchen. The cafe will have to penetrating clean their facility before& after. #ratcafe https :// t.co/ frt6AWSrs 6
Jessica Lynn (@ jesslynnchii) May 19, 2017
And others are like “hell yeah mansion me up! ” 😛 TAGEND
Would you miss rats all up in your business while “youve had” coffee, Perezcious readers ???
Let us know( below )!
[ Image via San Francisco Dungeon]