If youre like me and youve triedand failedat home gel removal its probs because you didnt actually know wtf you were doing and/ or you were too busy trying to decide if the crimes were especially abominable during a marathon. So heres a leader for how to get rid of your gel manicure without having to earn a certain degree at MIT or visit one of the one million nail stores in NYC, you cheap asshole 😛 TAGEND
WHAT YOU NEED
Wine. As much as you can carry. This process could take longer than tonights chapter of and youll maybe requirement just as much patience for this as you will to listen to all of the fuckboys is an attempt explain their vocations as former jocks to Rachel.
RACHEL : So, what do you do for a living?
FUCKBOY : Well, I’m a former athlete so
RACHEL : …………..
RACHEL AND ALL OF BACHELOR NATION :
Trust me, youll crave the wine-colored. But, like, in a more practical sense youll too necessary a nail file, acetone, StarPro remover( aka the good shit you always ask your hammer technician about and she professes different languages barricade so she wont have to give up her nail mysteries ), cotton chunks, and aluminum foil. Jesus. Seriously hoping FreshDirect has this shit in their pantry part because I for sure dont think they carry all of this at the bodega down the street. Dont you wish youd only devoted the additional 10 dollars to have the professional remove them? No? Well only you fucking wait.
Buff apart whatever is left of the top coating of your manicure. Consider this your forearm workout for today because this shit is harder to get off than that guy you dated for 3 months who blaspheme this never going to happen to him.
Drink more wine-colored. Its important to abide
hydrated fussed throughout this process lest you give up halfway and your nails examine even more jacked then when you started.
This is where it gets weird. Youll need to drench cotton chunks with acetone and articulate them on the top of your hammer. Then use aluminum foil to wrap your digit. Youll know you’re doing it right when you lose all mobility in your thumbs. Fun. Soak for 10 -1 5 minutes or when you feel like your bark might peel off your figure. Whichever passes firstly. God, I feel so refreshed and nourished already.
Use a cuticle stick to push the remaining gels off your hammer. Theoretically, this should come off pretty easily, specially if you robbed your nails for the right amount of hour. If its not stopping off readily then you fucked up and should probably just commit to imbibe the rest of that wine-colored. Formerly youve comes the rest of the gel off, register your nails to your favorite influence( lol like any of us know how to do appearances and shit) and then buffer to round out any snaggly edges.
Cleanse your nails with chafing alcohol. Tbh if you oust chafing alcohol with Champagne then this is legit my approach every Sunday morning when I wake up and recognize the whole way I ruined my life the nighttime before. It’s v therapeutic. Lastly, because your hammer beds suck, apply cuticle oil to hydrate.
Congratulations, youve now removed your gel manicure. That or youre only stoned and your nails still look like shit. Tbh its maybe 50/50. But at least you can feel better just knowing that you only devoted 30 minutes of your life and $30 of your hard earned fund( I’m including the wine-colored and supplyings now) doing something that would literally have cost you $10 at a hammer lounge with a complimentary cervix massage thrown in.* chugs wine*