Busting The Frauds Who Are Stealing Native American Culture

The problem of hip white people appropriating Native culture actually exits a good deal deeper than wearing headdresses at Coachella. Right now, Native religions and cultural practices are fighting off a monstrous eradication expedition. And it’s not being waged by cross-burning racists, or creepy hold-over love of Andrew Jackson: it’s brigades of New Age “seekers” who don’t recognize that their Etsy dreamcatcher is part of something sinister. Cracked sat down with Dr. Alton Carroll, a record professor who runs the place NewAgeFraud.org. He’s an actual Native American, and he’s dedicated much of his life to busting imitation Aborigines. And he excused …


Native Americans End It As Battling Spiritual Genocide

The appropriation Dr. Carroll encounters today are able to obtain really strange. He told us about New Age groups “that claimed Native people were sunken from dolphins. There’s people out there who claim Atlantis or Lemuria are part of Native tradition, it’s not. There are people out there who claim astrology is part of Native tradition, it’s not. Uh, y’know you have the ones who are claiming pitch-blacks are the true Natives, a lot of them are black supremacists.”

One of these chaps, Dwight York, eventually collected enough fund for a sweet-ass deepen with his own goddam pyramid( s ):

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Yes, some Native Americans improved pyramids. No, they did not look like those .

In fairness to Mr. York, his Nuwaubian Nation was a embarrassing synthesis of Muslim, Jewish, and Ancient Egyptian beliefs, but he too claimed Creek and Olmec native legacy, because fucking it, why not? And he’s not close to the worst perpetrator. Take “Iron Eyes” Cody. You know him from this πŸ˜› TAGEND

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The one with the cast-iron weeps .

He was one of the most influential Native Americans in Hollywood history: He cautioned some of the largest chairmen of Hollywood’s golden age and insisted on historical accuracy in Native dress and practices in the movies he worked on. He likewise wrote a notebook documenting the nearly lost art of Native hand signals πŸ˜› TAGEND

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And we have a hand signal we’d like to give him, actually .

But Cody Iron Eyes was about as Native American as a nice lasagna. He was an Italian-American fraud, and his journal on Indian side signals was a mix of a bunch of various types of Native traditions, tossed with his own special sauce of complete bullshit. Cody wasn’t the first or the last person to build his prestige lying about Native Americans. And today, thanks to the internet, it’s more profitable to be a bullshit Native than ever. You can sell diaries( or first-class) on Cherokee sex magic πŸ˜› TAGEND

Roughly as factual as Amazon’s books on dinosaur copulation supernatural .

And you can also make a quick buck from phony Standing Rock Facebook pages, selling shirts and other merch, like these people in Kosovo and Vietnam.

“We’re outnumbered in the beginning. Native people are much outnumbered online. And on top of that you have a huge problem with imposters … anything you can imagine out there.”

Carlos Castaneda made a doctorate from UCLA for traveling to Mexico, discovering ways and means of a Yaqui medicine man, and writing the bestselling record The Teachings Of Don Juan . It made years for anyone to figure out he’d realized it all up. He was eventually exposed as the conniest con-man in con-town, but Don Juan is still one of the most popular books on Native American spirituality πŸ˜› TAGEND

“Don Juan” is more Indian word the author was able to think of .

“It’s precisely such an enormous problem that, basically, anything that is … dealing with Native religion online, is fallacious. It’s absolutely fallacious, ” Carroll responded. “There’s nothing you can rely on online except for two beginnings; university and tribal websites.” And even then, “only for general information. Most ceremonial details are preserved confidential to try to avoid abuses that might endanger someone’s health.”

The forum on the NewAgeFraud’s website is like a clearinghouse of bullshit mysticism πŸ˜› TAGEND

Mocking quotation marks, 50 percentage off .

Users help one another line and expose forgeries and is making an effort to do outreach to New Age and pagan radicals. Their destination isn’t to stop people from being curious hippies; it’s precisely to acquire damn sure they don’t confuse their modern notions with ancient Native American religion.

“One of the biggest misapprehensions about the bulk of information materials is that it is genuine traditional religion ‘just like the Indians make love! ‘ A pile of this has to do with the amount of culture appropriation that first the New Agers, and then the Pagan, indulged in in regards to numerous Native American cultures.”

One reason there’s so much misinformation out there is because a whole lot of the real insight has been destroyed.

“There was a period of time when the federal government “ve brought” missionaries to the reservations.” This started in the 1870 s, and the army officer who founded the first off-reservation boarding schools noted, A immense general has said that the only good Indian is a dead one … In a sense, I agree with the sensibility, but merely in this: that all the Indian there is in the scoot should be dead. Kill the Indian in him, and save the man.”

“If white people can’t dress up as Indians, then nobody can! ”

For decades, U.S. Authority plan was to destroy Native religion and culture on sight.

“Native spiritual impressions are not protected by the first amendment; they are protected by federal decrees. It is perfectly legal for the federal government to table Native religions as it was done on certain reservations for about a century and a half.[ It wasn’t until] the Native American religious freedom act that statutes protected Native religion. Basically so many rules were proscribed, either they died or they were conducted in secret, and you had a lot of shifts … so yeah, a lot of it died or has been lost.”

Obviously, the right of Native Americans to rehearse whatever doctrine they want is protected under the first amendment. But countless Native impressions are tied to specific parts of the estate, and specified rites, and THOSE have only recently started to be protected.

The event pitted loggers against the Northwest Indian Cemetery Protective Association. Guess who was the bad person ?


There’s An Art To Spotting Fake Native Americans

One of “the worlds largest” infuriating various aspects of this New Age appropriation is that it tends to treat Native American religion as a grab-bag of spirituality. And they accuse for a dip in that pocket πŸ˜› TAGEND

“You very often see this idea that you are able to combination and coincide, so you have someone mixing Cherokee and Lakota and Apache altogether, when they’re extremely different from each other … You have this very common plan that money is power and it’s time an exchange of energy, and that’s an alone New Age idea.”

“The excellent kind of energy is lettuce force, man.”

Actual practitioners of Native American beliefs don’t indictment for access to ceremonies. If you examine someone charging for time in a sweat lodge, you know they’re full of shit. “It’s very common that you’ll see this idea that you can buy enlightenment … with a $19 journal or a $3000 workshop weekend.”

I queried Dr. Carroll what he and his colleagues do when they firstly get the sense that someone might be bullshitting their Native credentials for profit. “You basically first seem and see if they are who they say they are. Native parishes tend to be small. A typical tribe has an average of 3,000 representatives. There’s typically some online record you can find, if you look at their family history … there are several people on the locate who are good genealogists. So you go back to their great-grandparents and … every single register says that they’re white-hot, every single census preserve, for four contemporaries back says they’re white-hot … they’re perhaps, they’re lying about who they are.”

If their predecessors were all lily-white, they’re probably lying about their predecessors not being all grey .

Another key evidence is when people fuck up basic jargon. “You’ll realize parties refer to themselves as Sioux medicine beings, and that’s not the conventional period. They’ll refer to themselves as Lakota. You’ll recognize beings building obvious mistakes about this reservation, or that gang, something people from the community will pick up on right away.”

But the most obvious red flag is when folks identify themselves as simply following “Native American belief, ” because that’s just as ridiculous as saying you follow “European religion.” “One of the more common happens is just the notion that you can talk about Native sentiments as all feeling the same stuff. You have a huge various forms of … different habits, different notion systems, hundreds of idea methods that are as dramatically different as y’know, Presbyterians from Hindus. But they very often get lumped together.”


There Are Entire Fake Tribes

It’s one thing to claim to be Cherokee or Sioux, but some people create entire forgery tribes. “You have one group out there, announcing themselves the Central Cherokee. They feign Jewish beings are the real Cherokee and vice versa.”

That group is predominantly gone now, but a look through the Wayback Machine keys you in on really how nutty the latter are πŸ˜› TAGEND

“Adobe Reader” is their quack Pueblo historian, who will come to your house and not leave .

That’s right: These kinfolks claimed Pocahontas was a Jewish girl. The entire act appears to have been an attempt to let insecure assholes block out two squares on their persecution bingo placards. It didn’t drive, because actual Cherokee weren’t having it. But the Central Cherokee weren’t alone πŸ˜› TAGEND

“There’s a mini industry, truly, that started off as the Person Of Islam-type parties that is trying to convince black Americans that Africans are the true Native beings and Native beings are Chinese imposters. You have about half a dozen cults out there that profess that, and recruit black Americans. It gets weirder. Their statement, actually, is that there was no Atlantic slave trade. Africans were enslaved inside America. And so that’s actually comical. It’s like someone Jewish pretending there’s no Holocaust.”

“How could there be an Atlantic slave trade, when Atlantic Airways didn’t prevail until 1987? Checkmate, history.”

Maybe the idea of trade secrets Jewish Cherokee tribe, or some eerie Chinese/ Native American plot is so crazy it’s approximately quaint. That is not always the case. Actual Native American tribe have rights, and a certain degree of supremacy, that represent them aspiring-to-be-national governments within the United States. So if you’re cases of fraud, establishing your own tribe opens up a lot of money-making openings. Make the forge Little Shell Pembina tribe( not to be confused with the real Little Shell tribe)

“They really publish a huge number of bullshit liens, bogus affidavits. They have a family called the Delorme family, who actually are Native …[ and used them as a move] … this is a really outlandish radical that’s kind of reaped around them. There’s one guy of the working group saying he’s had a dreaming that he’s a medicine man and he will sell these strange dreamcatchers with pentagrams inside them … there’s another person there who was involved in a takeover over in small island developing of Fiji. Yeah, you’ve got some certainly outlandish radicals out there.”

We hear that last one happened in 2007. CBS embraced it .

Speaking of …


There Is No Such Act As Cherokee Sex Magic

It’s called “chuluaqui quodoushka, ” or Cherokee sex magic. Basically, it concerns compensating lots of money for the privilege of fucking your spouse in front of beings, or sometimes slamming prostitutes for the purposes of the pretext of occult.( “They too pattern group anal masturbation, with objectives, ” Professor Carroll included helpfully .) The advance started with this chap, Harley Reagan πŸ˜› TAGEND

Clearly a trustworthy person .

Dr. Carroll described him as “this red-haired Irish-American who claims to be Cherokee and Mayan. And he actually persuaded HBO some years ago to put on a program,[ an bout of] Real Sex , about Cherokee sex magic, where people were paying thousands of dollars for this alleged ritual. And y’know, he built up a cult that has branches all over Europe, all over America, in Canada and Australia, they claim to have something like 3,000 members.”

Before Reagan croaked, Dr. Carroll protested some of his “rituals.” “It held a total of this very sumptuous home in Scottsdale … and they had some German protectors who were there to try and keep us apart … we mostly stood outside and tried to convince people not to go in … the German guards were hopping in front of us reading, ‘they’re terrorists they’re going to attack you! Come inside, speedily they’re gunmen! ‘”

Mr. Reagan and his adherents claimed that what they were doing was sex surrogacy, an actual legitimate healthcare practise. Real sexuality surrogacy is not imply houses full of people lumping together and pretending to do magic.

“We called it vice. And they too had a long autobiography of drug use during the ceremonies, parties going high-pitched … so we were counselling the police got to go … We had booklets readied, “thats been” recorded warning of everything they’d done. And we were saying, please let us talk to you … and I think we got to two parties before the German guardians started in.”

Usually, we don’t root for policemen stopping the fornication and drugs gathering, but this is an exception .

The Cherokee vehemently deny that Reagan has any the purposes of the tribe, and that his “teachings” have anything to do with their usual belief. So Reagan moved on, claiming his beliefs about “q energy”( orgasm abilities) were a synthesis of a assortment of other traditional ideologies. But as hilariously full of idiocy as Harley Reagan is, at the least he didn’t get anyone killed …


Bootleg Shamanism Can Be Deadly

Military chaplains now recommend sweat lodge ceremonies for vets with PTSD. Dr. Carroll wanted to be clear that he doesn’t think there’s anything wrong with grey Americans, or anybody else, wanting to learn from Native American religious and cultural practises. “Learning from societies that have a something better record with regards to women’s claims, and women’s personas, y’know that’s a very positive circumstance. But it’s the idea that they’re entitled to it, that they can do what they require since they are accompanied one ceremony one time, suddenly they’re an expert.”

“1/ 16 Cherokee is actually more than full Cherokee. Yes, I’m also into homeopathy. How did you predict? ”

“That’s the hazard that sometimes happens. You’ll check somebody who attended a service once, and suddenly they’re technical experts, and they’re off accusing for it, or they’ll come up with a made-up copy of it.”

This is particularly true of sweat inns, because the basic notion is so easy to grasp and imitate: Build a big room, start a fire, get everyone sweaty, burn some sage-green. Situate a $3,000 price tag on that, and you’ve got yourself a potentially deadly hustle.

As with any strategy where pace two is “and then extends fire.”

In October of 2009, James Arthur Ray hosted a “Spiritual Warrior” seminar in Arizona. One of his sweat inn ceremonies went wrong, three beings expired, and 18 more were hospitalized. It acquires Reagan’s ‘high-end wizard brothel’ seem extremely honourable by comparison. Professor Carroll computes, “In many other bogus sweat lodges, beings regularly get burned, scalded, or have heart attack. Some people pass out and get sexually assaulted. Many relive psychological traumas like molestation.”


Every Now And Then, A Real Victory Is Composed

“I wish we could report more success than “weve had”. Regrettably all you can do is bring out the data and hope people listen … perhaps the most difficult recent success we can point to were women referred Kiesha Crowther who claimed she was the recalling oracle prophesized by hundreds of tribes, by not merely Americans but too people in Australia, New Zealand, indigenous people worldwide, that she was the returning red-haired prophet.”

Now she is impounding — surprise — a crystal !

Crowther announces herself “Little Grandmother, ” despite not being either, and too claims to be a member of the Sioux Salish tribe, despite certainly not owing to the fact that.( “Actually there’s no such tribe. The Salish and Lakota are unrelated races with very different cultures, ” remarks Proffessor Carroll .) For a while, she offered naive hippies the chance to join her “tribe of many shades, ” and take part in the $6000 ceremonies she completely made up. Dr. Carroll and other online activists originated a concentrated media onslaught πŸ˜› TAGEND

“I anticipate simply we started tracking down what info she mentioned. A bunch of it was really obvious specious concepts; she was getting the tribal reputations bad. And then we had the good luck that there was a relative who came to us and said she’s had a long record of attaining up storeys. And so we wrote essays that were published in independent media, so even within her own group, both online and in person, there used to be people who were starting to question her and she was constantly trying to tamp down criticism that was coming towards her and so it kinda snowballed. At one point she eventually publicly apologized and moved to Europe. ‘This is my own personal belief and it has nothing to do with indigenous people’ and she’s over in Holland somewhere and she’s pretty much given up most of what she’s said before.”

“I am so proud to be among you fine, Danish beings! ”

She’s still starting up vaguely spiritual drivel, like this crystal ceremony in Rotterdam, but she’s not claiming to be Native American Grandma Jesus anymore. So that’s a win.

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